Shakespeare Monkey

Sung to the Tune of Johnathan Coulton’s “Code Monkey” – with lyrics adapted from “Code Monkey” – I basically had nothing to with the lyrics other than making them more suitable to me. See Glee, this is how you borrow someone’s work. Give them fucking credit!

 

Shakespeare Monkey – 

 

Shakespeare Monkey Get up get Coffee

Shakespeare Monkey go to job.

Shakespeare Monkey have boring meeting

With evil douchebag Jeff

Jeff say Shakespeare Monkey very lesbian

But her output suck.
Her writing not “persuasive” or “fast enough”

What do Shakespeare Monkey think?

Shakespeare Monkey think Maybe Douchebag want to write god damned dating profile himself.

Shakespeare Monkey not say it out loud.

Shakespeare Monkey not crazy, just proud.

Shakespeare Monkey like Blue Cheese.

Shakespeare Monkey like cigars and Fin Du Monde

Shakespeare Monkey very simple girl

With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

Shakespeare Monkey Like you.

Shakespeare Monkey like you.

Shakespeare Monkey hang around at POS

Tell you boobies look nice.

Shakespeare Monkey offer buy you Cider

Bring you cup, but no ice.

You say no thank you for the cider cause

You working right now.

Anyway you busy with a customer

No time for that.

Shakespeare Monkey have long walk back to table, she sit down pretends not to stare.

Shakespeare Monkey not thinking so straight

Shakespeare Monkey not feeling so great.

Shakespeare Monkey like Blue Cheese

Shakespeare Monkey Like Cigars and Fin Du Monde

Shakespeare Monkey very simple girl
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Shakespeare Monkey like you
Shakespeare Monkey like you a lot

Shakespeare Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Shakespeare Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat eggs benedict
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of shit
Shakespeare Monkey think someday she have everything with pretty girl like you
Shakespeare Monkey just waiting for now
Shakespeare Monkey say someday, somehow

Shakespeare Monkey like Blue Cheese.

Shakespeare Monkey like cigars and Fin Du Monde

Shakespeare Monkey very simple girl

With big warm fuzzy secret heart:

Shakespeare Monkey love you.

Shakespeare Monkey love you.

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